santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

trust:

insanityofadaydreamer:

trust:

i spend like 10 hours on the computer a day what do i even do

Are you kidding me? Try 26 hours a day.

theres only 24 hours in a day what planet are you on

(Source: trust)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands


kingsleyyy:

snow day tomorrow please


tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine


richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

(Source: homophobic)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche)