bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.


sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”