spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

(Source: warteeth)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub)

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

(Source: bewilderedbertl)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents